doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
So squirting runs in the family.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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