You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I got chris browned last night
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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