Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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