Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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