Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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