Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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