He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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