Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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