What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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