STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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