if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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