she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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