you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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