Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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