Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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