I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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