I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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