Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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