i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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