How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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