I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
