awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it hurts more in the daytime
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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