Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Farmville is her only friend.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
