I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
