I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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