In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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