im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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