I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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