one might say we're banned from that church
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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