you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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