They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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