Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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