Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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