I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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