dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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