i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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