dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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