Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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