Your face is a jimmy john
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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