so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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