we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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