nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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