maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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