But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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