i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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