So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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