i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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