Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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