i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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