dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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